Really Bad Pick Up Lines

NEVER USE THESE!!!!!

• You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
• You make my software turn into hardware.
• I know I don't look like much, but I'm drinking milk.
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• I'd marry your cat get to get in your family.

I hope this help you. Please before you say something out-loud; think it over.